This is an audience participation song. If you are reading this, you must sing along to the tune of “On Top of Spaghetti.”

Ready? Everyone together, with feeling!
On top of some apples And cranberries red The baker placed sugar “And walnuts!” she said
But in her big hurry
She started to bake
Forgetting the flour
The mixture should take
The pie smelled delicious
The berries, well done!
But when she removed it
The top was no fun.
And while it still smelled nice Flour matters, it’s true Cause without the flour The top looked like poo The story ends happy ‘Cause the pie tasted great It was good for the tummy Though ugly on the plate
The moral is simple
For bakers of pie…
Some pies turn out ugly
But they’re still worth a try!
🙂